Have you ever thought about how many cartoon mice there are? No, honestly think about it. Children’s cartoons are littered with rodents. There are: As a kid who grew up in the era of the cartoon mouse, I feel very misled. I thought that when I grew up I would have […]
“In case we have forgotten, because we keep hearing that 2014 has been the warmest year on record, I ask the chair, you know what this is? It’s a snowball. And that’s just from outside here. So it’s very, very cold out.” Putting everything we know about weather patterns, meteorology, and general logic aside, […]
This is by no means a how-to blog, or a relationship advice blog, or a blog with really any answers at all. It’s more of just random writings (a medley of notions, if you will) from a pretty inexperienced 18 year old. That being said, right now I’d like to delve into a specific human […]
Through personal experience, deep investigation, and thorough research (AKA watching a whole lot of rom-coms and Nicholas Sparks movies on Netflix), I have boiled the perfect soul mate down to a science. The following is a list of questions you should ask yourself before entering into a serious relationship with someone: 1. If you say, “we’re […]
Today my big brother turns 22. I’ve always thought that if my life followed the path of the Hero’s Journey, Sam would be my mentor/helper/jedi master. So in honor of his guidance, and his birthday, and the fact that I haven’t seen him in two months and it makes me really super sad, here are […]
Arizona did something weird again. Growing up with four older brothers I had to learn not to be scared of creepy crawly things. I’ve grabbed snakes by the neck and threw them over the fence, and squished more spiders with my bare hands than I can remember. (I even snapped one in half once, just […]
1. No traffic. There’s nowhere to drive in space, unless you’re a starship pilot. (Even then though, I’m assuming the roads will be wider). 2. Perfect temperature control. You would never be outside, and if you do go outside then you’ll die from oxygen deprivation. So you can stay inside all the time and live a […]
As I’m trying to get used to living in Arizona, and I’m exploring the cactus ridden, Kokopelli covered, home of oh so many Scorpions, one question keeps bouncing around my head: How are all of these girls wearing jeans??! When people say that Arizona is hot, that’s not like an exaggeration. It’s really just super hot. All […]
New Jersey is famous for two things: Snookie, and for being kinda like New York, but a little bit worse. However, until somebody really lives in New Jersey and delves into Jersian culture, one cannot understand the true horrors of the place. Or the true beauties. I spent three and a half years in the […]